#MomFail

Wanna feel like a failure at life?
Forget to shave your legs before taking your child to swim class.
As the Dictator is merrily floating around the pool giving orders to her
instructor and generally having a happy little time, I am stuck sitting on the side
of the pool with my legs only half in the water. My hairy knees? Right at eye level and
on display for all  passerby's (or should I say floater-by's) to see. Wonderful. Just freaking wonderful.

Want more failure points??
As you are getting out of the pool attempt to perform an embarrassing acrobatic manuever as
you slip on the step, flap your arms about like a large chicken and then barely grab the handrail before
your face has a close encounter with the pool decking.

Score- Pool:1, Momma:0