Little People

The Dictator hates her vitamins. Hates, hates, hates them.
In effort to get her to just eat them and stop whining about it, we've told her that in order to grow she must take her vitamins. We also told her when she's as tall as she wants to be she can stop taking them. We also told her that Momma and Daddy took our vitamins until we got as tall as we wanted and then we stopped taking them. "Look how tall we are! We took a LOT of vitamins!"

These were all really stupid things to say.

No, the Dictator did not O.D. on vitamins.

The Dictator has decided that she's as tall as she needs to be, so she can stop taking them.

The Dictator: "No! I will not eat my vitamins!"
Me: "Do you want to stay 3 1/2 feet tall for the rest of your life?"
The Dictator: "Yes. That's fine. Those little people on t.v. seem really happy and I'm already taller than them! Maybe I already took too many vitamins...."
Me: >.<
The Dictator: "Those people in "The Wizard of Oz" The, um....the Munching Kinds, they were short but very happy! They even had their own land. I think I'm already too tall for Munching Kind land!"
A panicked look came over the Dictators face
The Dictator: "Oh no! I'm too tall to live there!"
Insert dramatic music and crying here because The Dictator is too tall to live in "Munching Kind" land now.

Damn vitamins. You ruin everything!